ACT bill to give NZ what they want

My Accelerated Cloning Technologies (ACT) Bill to be introduced next week will help give New Zealanders what they want - more of ME!

As I found when I visited all 19,980 households in Epsom last year, when people meet me face-to-face, they love me.

With the millions which my Bill will provide to private enterprise for high level research, it won't be long before they will be able to clone wonderful people like myself. Another 61 Rodneys and every electorate could have one. I wonder if they could add a touch of Māori and make another 7 - then nobody would miss out on being represented by me. Come here Tariana, give us a kiss?