Bring out your dirt

I am always looking for more dirt on those nasty big government socialists. My mate Don is just too nice to do this sort of work, put he does egg me on every time we and our ladies get together at the batch for our chummy hols.

So if anybody has some juicy tales to tell about their days at kindy with bossy-boots Helen or any of her minions, I'd love to expose it. Just email it to me or my other good mate Ian could publish it in his nice glossy mag. Beats me how he keeps running it though.