Friday, April 28, 2006

Guess who I've got in my sites?

While Parliament has been at rest, I haven't.

My happy band of muckrakers has been trawling through company records, school friends websites and assorted garbage cans over the past few weeks. And we have found some juicy stuff to fling.

Helen must be quivering in her (bossy) boots waiting for me to take aim at one of her frightened little Cabinet bunnies.

I'll don (sorry Brashie, no pun intended) my impenetrable cloak of parliamentary privilege come May 2nd, and squeeze off a few rounds at those socialist no-good do-gooders opposite. POW-POW.

Golly, when are they going to have another one of those spiffy arms shows. Note to self: get photographed with a free-market produced weapon next time, not one of these crappie commie ones.

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