I’m going to pay it back too!

Not to be out done by Don, I am also introducing a private members bill – the Civil Lists Act 1979 (AWOL members) Amendment Bill.

This Bill will require Heather and I to repay all our salary, allowances and airfares received during the periods we have been absent without leave dancing and playing soldiers.

How bad was that - 13 points!

Please stop voting for me!

It must be all those nasty Labour Party people voting for me so they can watch me make a fool of myself for another week.

Please, I want to get off.

They are asking the wrong question

Just like in those pre-election Epsom polls, those stupid people at Colmar Brunton are asking the wrong question. Nobody knows who ACT is so of course they are only going to poll 1.1%.

Next time, ask them if they support Rodney's Party and you'll get a real suprise.

Who reads it anyway?

Does anybody still read the Readers Digest? What kind of methodolgy did they use to rank me at the bottom end of the trustworthy scale. Surely it was done pre-Dancing. I would be near the top now, not down the bottom with Tariana and the Bishop.

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73. Rodney Hide (Leader of Act)
74. Tariana Turia (Maori Party Co-leader)
75. Bishop Brian Tamaki (founder of Destiny Church) - LAST

Midnight rendezvous with Russ

Just enjoyed another midnight rendezvous with Russ over at the other Blog.

Nice to have him around.

Hoorah - not last this week

It's official - Australian's are stupid

Do you believe it? The ACNielsen/Age poll published in today's Melbourne Age said "more than two-thirds (68 per cent) said the priority should be spending on services and infrastructure; only 29 per cent put reducing taxes and charges before more money for services."

Maybe we should all go over there and they can come and have their socialist heaven here.

Shame on you Ken Shirley!

Get your snout out of the corporate welfare trough Ken. That's $1.5m of taxpayers' money you've highjacked to fund your little PC organisation. I'll have you expelled from the party right away.

I'm going to have to let you go Krystal

This dance act is performing as badly as ACT. Sorry Krystal, but it's only my overwhelming personal popularity that is keeping us in this.

I have found a new partner who is just as popular as me.

Can't you smell the animal magnetism? I'm sooooooooo sexy!!!

Am I the only one in step on this?

Geez a bloke just can't win. I stick my head up out of the sewer to talk about a policy issue, and you all bag me. Even my most fervent supporters. Looks like I'm moving to Mexico as the only sane country left on telecommunications policy.

See I told you Don

Who made the news tonight? MEEEEEEEEEEE

Ferret & Grub - what a combination

As I said on my other blog, Ian Wisearse is a great ferret of information. Ferret: hound or harry relentlessly.

I see those stupid Nats are again wasting their valuable questions on "policy" issues today instead of getting down and dirty like me. Just see who gets their head on the tele tonight - Don or me?

And you also get to see me dirty dancing on Sunday. You lucky people!

Don't wimp out on me Don

Look I know its hard work dishing up the dirt day after day. Just because you don't get a poll bounce immediately, that's no reason to abandon the strategy. You're sounding like bloody Roger - policy, policy, policy. You need to show some balls just like Bob Clarkson.

Don't be driven by the polls mate. I'm certainly not. Do you think that I care that my party is only on 1%?